Dance as if no one's watching, love as if it's never going to hurt. — Stuart Appleby Copy Share Image
Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The biggest misconception is probably that I don't have my head in the right place. — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. — Dave Allen Copy Share Image
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I had a strong vision for 'The Best Man Holiday,' so I was able to translate that to the actors and ultimately… — Malcolm D. Lee Copy Share Image
“Thank you,” she says and yanks the pull-tab off the soda can. She takes a big sip and aaahs. Then she takes… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
My Mom always tells me to write A brief thank you note that's polite. To avoid her tongue-lash Thanks a bunch for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody left you, people might say that, theres plenty of fishes in the sea but theres also sharks, seaweed and toxic… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Most people tell me that what they are surprised about the most is that I sing really well, I always find it… — Jinkx Monsoon Copy Share Image
That moment when you hear your own voice recorded and think...omg I sound horrible.. — Abhishek Ghosh Copy Share Image
You take the senses away, and there is no consciousness. Consciousness comes from experience. — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
All I want in life is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The thing about life is that no one comes out alive. So live it up while you still have it. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The pain lets you know you're ok. It's the numbness you should be concerned about. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Learning is the knowledge of that which none but the learned know. — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
I have always enjoyed being a part of his life. I've always loved him, and he's always loved me. — June Carter Cash Copy Share Image
When I get sad, I Stop being sad and be awesome instead. ...True Story.:D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The things most worth wanting are not available everywhere all the time. — Alice Waters Copy Share Image
My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
When you come to a place where you have to left or right,' says Sister Ruth, 'go straight ahead. — Kathleen Norris Copy Share Image
Some say that life’s a b-ch, but I’ma keep flirting and f-cking that b-ch for her money and Louis V purchases. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
