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In the cage there is food, not much, but there is food-outside are only great stretches of freedom. — Nicanor Parra Copy Share Image
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I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
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The rottenness of the matter which is the foundation of everything! — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
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