“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Every one will be something worth while, something rare, something perfect. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
The Bible was written by barbarians in a barbarous, coarse and vulgar age. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
“Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple." Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance” — Alison Wong Copy Share Image
You didn't catch me cheating. I'm a masseuse, my tongue was just giving her tongue a massage. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I laugh in the face of danger.It's a silent laugh and I usually wait until danger turns around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trusting fear, while fearing trust and happiness often creates a less than happy life. — Bill Crawford Copy Share Image
“He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School tomorrow same shit fake bitches annoying teachers ratchet hoes fake thugs unnecessary drama annoying ass people — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
What's not to love about us! People got to know Misty and me in Athens. We've continued to be successful and continued… — Kerri Walsh Copy Share Image
Ever wonder about the true purpose of mosquitoes? I'm thinking it must be God's source of amusement... watching us slap ourselves! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Everyday life is pretty funny and pretty ridiculous and occasionally really great, though not all the time, and that's all part of… — Owen King Copy Share Image
“What have you done to your hair?” Mom’s broken voice said, pinning me back to this tiny hospital room. “Holy shit!” Icka… — Phoebe Kitanidis Copy Share Image
Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and waited for the door to go down.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing ''etc'' on an test because you don't remember any more examples. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I tried to see that every picture was better-looking than the person. — James Van Der Zee Copy Share Image
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
When someone calls you & asksWho is this? ... Like bitch, you called me! who are YOU? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who travels far will often see things Far removed from what was believed as Truth. — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
The 'Celeb Juice' job was never mine - people just guessed - but it was quite funny to watch the rumours. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
If money is the root of all evil, I must be a saint because I never have any money — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one :P — Ritu Copy Share Image
Money is a bad god. People are a bad god. They don't have the power to do what God can do. — Kenneth Copeland Copy Share Image
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny. — Amy Jo Johnson Copy Share Image
The ever-whirling wheele Of Change, to which all mortal things doth sway. — Edmund Spenser Copy Share Image
If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand Liverpool. I can't stand the people. I can't stand anything to do with them. — Gary Neville Copy Share Image
Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
