He's a boy, and he's my friend...so techniqually he's my boyfriend..right?:) — Rachel Copy Share Image
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don't realize there are none from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Friends are not perfect, sometimes they have funny ways, always laugh with them and not at them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
It was funny to run into girls I knew after the movie came out because they would say, 'I saw you on… — Adam Rodriguez Copy Share Image
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne Copy Share Image
“Lily, the girl who’d talked back to the jock, said, “I want to get as far away from my parents as possible.… — Marta Acosta Copy Share Image
'Blithe Spirit' is played almost all over Britain somewhere at all times because it is such a unique and ridiculously funny show.… — Angela Lansbury Copy Share Image
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do… — Alex Matshaba Copy Share Image
There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“What happened to your face?" she asked. "It fell on a fist." He shrugged. "That happens a lot?" "Enough.” — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
Things will go as they will, and there is no need to hurry to meet them. — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PARTNERSHIP, A legal fiction exactly like marriage, but without the major benefits — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Where there is Peace, there is Culture; Where there is Culture, there is Peace. — Nicholas Roerich Copy Share Image
You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them! — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I'm an Alan Simpson Republican. — Alan K. Simpson Copy Share Image
Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is! — Jeffrey Gitomer Copy Share Image
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. then walk into a pole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Books are slow. They require time; they are written slowly, published slowly, and read slowly. — Lewis Buzbee Copy Share Image
You said you wont leave me alone but where are you now? I'm alone again and I haven't forgotten about you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're not doing some things that are crazy, then you're doing the wrong things. — Larry Page Copy Share Image
When I drop my phone I act like I've let a newborn baby slip through my hands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies. — Dom DeLuise Copy Share Image
“What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
The closest thing you will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
