“Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Some may say that I couldn't sing, but no one can say that I didn't sing. — Florence Foster Jenkins Copy Share Image
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Diapers And Politicians Should Be Changed Often Both For The Same Reason. Makes Perfect Sense. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone whom I'm even more dependent on now than when I was in utero. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I'm hearing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember my fourth grade teacher reading 'Charlotte's Web' and 'Stuart Little' to us - both, of course, by E. B. White.… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
When we are bad, we are worse than any primate that I know. And when we are good, we are actually better… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Knowing about my body, different aspects of my body, it's been a big thing. It's really helped me as far as injury… — Robert Covington Copy Share Image
Real progress will have been made when people don't care or even notice the color of a comedian when they'll just be… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
The real challenge lies in maintaining dignity while being funny. I am in awe of Krushna Abhishek's energy and Bharti Singh's wit.… — Amruta Khanvilkar Copy Share Image
“If you start wondering how this house works, you'll likely go mad. That could be amusing, I suppose. Especially if it's the… — Rosamund Hodge Copy Share Image
Whatever happens in a government could have happened differently, and it usually would have been better if it had. — Charles Frankel Copy Share Image
The day I am afraid to do, that is the day I am no longer fit to lead. — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
Do not be afraid of mistakes, provided you do not make the same one twice. — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
You're one of the few people I don't mind very briefly communicating with on a Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks but not on their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. — Katey Sagal Copy Share Image
Those who will not govern themselves are condemned to find masters to govern over them. — Steven Pressfield Copy Share Image
The funny response to 'One Mississippi' continues to be that people don't know what is true and what's fiction. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life. — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius Copy Share Image
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Never buy a stock immediately after a substantial rise or sell one immediately after a substantial drop. — Benjamin Graham Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks but not their minds bcoz they know boys are stupid, not blind — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Dor: there is a reason God lmits our days. Victor: why? Dor: to make each one precious. — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
“Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
