I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been. — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
My only mission is to look for fun, the lighter side of life. I spell it fool-osophy. — Nipsey Russell Fool Copy Share Image
I've always had the ability to manipulate words and communicate ideas and thoughts. — Nipsey Russell Ability Copy Share Image
I use mother-in-law jokes, kid jokes, tax jokes - anything that works. — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
For artistic fulfillment I prefer to work live. For career advancement, I go to the media. — Nipsey Russell Art Copy Share Image
Our country's social revolution lends itself to jokes and I use them. — Nipsey Russell Comedy Copy Share Image
There's no money in television, but TV provides the wherewithal to get the dollars for live performances. — Nipsey Russell Dollars Copy Share Image
Truck drivers stop me and say, 'What is the poem for the day?' or 'Give me a poem for my girl.' I… — Nipsey Russell Day Copy Share Image
Divorces are getting so common that a woman I know doesn't bother getting a new marriage license. They just punch her old… — Nipsey Russell Divorces Copy Share Image
I began working on stage in Atlanta when I was 3, doing a dance act with the Ragamuffins of Rhythm. Later I… — Nipsey Russell Comedy Copy Share Image
If you see me on the street, don't just say, 'There goes Nipsey.' Walk over and say, 'Hello Nipsey,' and give me… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
America is the only place in the world where you can work in an Arab home in a Scandinavian neighborhood and find… — Nipsey Russell America Copy Share Image
Real progress will have been made when people don't care or even notice the color of a comedian when they'll just be… — Nipsey Russell Comedian Copy Share Image
I feel the life expectancy of a comedian is 30 seconds. If you don't hook an audience in half-a-minute, you're dead. — Nipsey Russell Audience Copy Share Image
If you owe too much on American Express, and your Diner's Club notes are too hard, take a loan on your Visa,… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
Six good guest shots on top shows during one season are more than enough and any producer who wants to make me… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
You see, the patience of an audience is very short, particularly with a non-entity. You're an intruder, and you must make them… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
Many times good actors I have known in New York accept series. I tune in at the beginning of the new season… — Nipsey Russell Beginning Copy Share Image
The great part of appearing on game shows is that when you answer a question the camera takes a close-up of you… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
During all the years I entertained at the Baby Grand night club in Harlem, 90 percent of the audience was white. But… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
In all my years in show business - on stage, clubs and TV shows - my audience has been 75 percent white.… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
Some college athletes don't want to turn pro, they don't want to take the cut in pay. — Nipsey Russell Athletes Copy Share Image
Game shows are like golf and tennis are for some men. It's not like going to work. — Nipsey Russell Game Copy Share Image
I was so scared the first time I flew the flight attendant called me Whitey. — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
I used to say, 'We've always had integration in the South... we just want it now in the daytime. — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
