When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was poor, I'd return it. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Ln PE class, there's always that one person who thinks it's the damn olympics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1)” — Racheal McGillivary Copy Share Image
The general public doesn't expect romance authors to be Harvard graduates. Which is funny, because there are actually quite a lot of… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal'… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Some of the players are known as scorers or assists. I guess what I am known as being is an ironwoman. — Heather Mitts Copy Share Image
I suddenly realized I was a writer of wide reputation and most of it bad. — Theodora Copy Share Image
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people I choose to work with, I work with because I'm already impressed with them, you know? — Jon Brion Copy Share Image
“Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others. — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
It was as close as I had ever come to having power over someone, and I equated it with love. — Jill Ciment Copy Share Image
And the Lord said unto John 'Come forth and receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The better we feel about ourselves, the fewer times we have to knock somebody else down to feel tall. — Odetta Copy Share Image
“Liam, you know I adore you, right?' 'Well, that's nice-' 'Go away.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
Anything that has more of Graham's guitar playing, I'm bound to like. — Jonny Greenwood Copy Share Image
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