If one could possess, grasp, and know the other, it would not be other. — Emmanuel Levinas Copy Share Image
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. — Gloria Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
“It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.” — John Marsden Copy Share Image
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer! — Louis Untermeyer Copy Share Image
I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, If your man is telling, you are so cute & funny, Tell him you are on periods & see the PMS… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A couple from Sydney or Melbourne might leave on the same day for their holiday: the wife might go sun-bathing at Surfers… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Story Content Warning: There will be angst, sex, a little rough language and rampant lesbianism. If this is not your cup of… — BadSquirrel Copy Share Image
I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators...All I wanted was to complete the circle… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“...in the unique case of a country’s geographic position, it is difficult to consider this factor as anything other than a cause,… — Geert Hofstede Copy Share Image
Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius Copy Share Image
“Go out with me tomorow night," Perry went on. "Let me prove to you that I'm the guy you want." "I...I guess… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Im a little angel...short and sweet...dont piss me off or your ass will get beat!!! — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Sorry girl, I know you enjoy being single, but I am going to take that away from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're far worse than we ever imagined, and far more loved than we could ever dream. — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
When women talk to each other, the devil sits in a corner quietly, learning! ;D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else and usually its reading his own handwriting. — G Norman Collie Copy Share Image
I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anytime I have a hammer in hand,things all around me start to look like nail — Ace Kid Copy Share Image
Dear shirt, I fell in love with... I hate you. Sincerely, just saw the price tag. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Occasionally even young children should listen to the sword can not work hand and hand sword can not work — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
One of the weaknesses of our age is our apparent inability to distinguish our needs from our greeds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When God saves you, he doesn’t do it because you gave him permission. He did it because he’s God. — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be… — Frank Abagnale Copy Share Image
