Right now is a great time to be a woman in tech, but there's not enough women in tech, — Marissa Mayer Copy Share Image
I wish I remotely made enough money from my labor to afford a Labor Day vacation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's better to go slowly in the right direction than go speeding off in the wrong direction. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
Most copywriters are like engines. They take a while to warm up to get to the point. — Drayton Bird Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
“Adam pressed his hand to his face. Sighed. "Right. It's just that… He died. And I'm so freaking pissed off, I swear… — Kristina McBride Copy Share Image
“They’d be complaining about having to walk, and screeching at me to ‘do something, Freddy, do something!’” “But what could you do?”… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
There is a place that you are to fill and no one else can fill, something you are to do, which no… — Florence Scovel Shinn Copy Share Image
“Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll look back at old pictures where I'm a little heavy and dressed funny and think, 'How did I get chicks… — Linda Perry Copy Share Image
I did musicals. It's funny, because I can hide behind a character and a voice, but when I have to bring myself… — Ashleigh Murray Copy Share Image
If you want to be in the best shape, diet is super important. You can exercise all you want, but if you're… — Misty May-Treanor Copy Share Image
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky. — Nate Copy Share Image
“Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared’s neck.” — Jodie B. Cooper Copy Share Image
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When I go into the studio, I'm strictly for business... I don't like any fooling around in the studio. — Otis Redding Copy Share Image
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Everything we do is infused with the energy with which we do it... — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a shitload of beer and tacos and that's close enough. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I really like my life. I've arranged my life so that I can do what I want. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home... — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. — Plutarch Copy Share Image
Congratulations you're 18!... On a list of 20 people I'm going to kill. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
This nation is so friendly that the leading cause of injury is getting passionately embraced by strangers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
