If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.' — Jeremiah Copy Share Image
Wanna know why they call me Gandy Candy? Cuz' Its Trick-er-treat all year round' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. — Danny McGoorty Copy Share Image
God stands ready to allocate his power to all who are radically dependent on Him and radically devoted to making much of… — David Platt Copy Share Image
“Sithspit! What's that?' 'That's the sun, Wedge. It's after dawn.' 'Well, it offends me. Turn it off.' 'It's a hundred thirty, hundred… — Aaron Allston Copy Share Image
With kids, I have less time for things like masks - though I do try to treat myself, after they've gone to… — Doutzen Kroes Copy Share Image
Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I was in a panto last year, Aladdin and The Wonderful Lamp. I played the wick. I got the sack because I… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I was a lesbian for a semester at Wesleyan - it was a graduation requirement. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
The Really Annoying Moment Is That When Your Mom Sits Down Next To You, While You're On The Computer... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was no longer the centre of my life and therefore I could see God in everything. — Venerable Bede Copy Share Image
Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare — Green Monk Copy Share Image
It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
When you have something that close to you, you want to make sure that you're aware of it. — Lucy Liu Copy Share Image
You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let someone else make yours. — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
Scrolling down your inbox and remembering each memory in every text message. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't truly rest until every area in your life rests in God. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out — Christine Copy Share Image
