Expect the most wonderful things to happen, not in the future but right now. — Eileen Caddy Copy Share Image
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The fun about being lazy is you don't give a damn even if someone's yelling at you to get up. — ShaisZ Copy Share Image
If someone asks you to do something for them, do it bad, so they'll never ask you to do it again — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Interestingly for me, modern rom coms have not always been funny - many of the iconic rom coms are more like light… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
Whenever I see a couple holding hands from far away I sprint & imagine it being the finish line of a 100… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“What the hell are those?" Zach pushed at my foot with his finger. "My boots." "It looks like your foot's being attacked… — Theresa Paolo Copy Share Image
“It'd be a trial run. For a date,' Connor said through his teeth. She lifted a brow. 'A date to decide if… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
