Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past like a stampede. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You're going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving.” — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“Što je našao u tebi, pitala me moja majka? Što si našao u meni? Ne seri.” — Vedrana Rudan Copy Share Image
Not often is there as much of a vulnerable side as there is a funny side. — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
The sooner I never see you again, the better it'll be for both of us when we meet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
It's so funny because, here in Hollywood, an actor who really is versatile and who has the ability to transform between comedy… — Rocky Carroll Copy Share Image
Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's… — Gabrielle Evans Copy Share Image
I mean, I don't have a TV, which is funny because I work in TV and that's where all my money comes… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I belong in… — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
“Anna shuddered. "Orange is not the colour of seduction, Christopher. Orange is the colour of despair, and pumpkins.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
