That which comes after ever conforms to that which has gone before. — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
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You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
It is not a choice of life, it is a choice of death. If this is life, I'd rather die. — Ferdinand Marcos Copy Share Image
Money. You don't know where it's been, but you put it where your mouth is. And it talks! — Dana Gioia Copy Share Image
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Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
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