Sorry I can't give you my soul I already sold sooooo I guess you can;t touch me — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
He who laughs last is the one who is looking at the boobies of the girl who is telling the joke… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Each success brings with it the potential of failure and each failure brings with it the potential of success. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
When I was younger I rememberwatching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out. — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people think Boss's Day is a just a way to try to get in good with the boss. I promise I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even in the worst depression, 25% of businesses are booming - in your industry find out what they’re doing and do it. — Mark Victor Hansen Copy Share Image
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I love 'Overboard!' That's such a great movie, and it's one of the first movies where it co-stars a man and a… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The liberated man is not the one who is freed in his ideal reality, his inner truth, or his transparency; he is… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
My mother and my father are both very funny people, and they're both artistic in their own right. Oftentimes, we get very… — Lulu Wang Copy Share Image
“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about it's use. It is hitting below… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
