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People are effective because they say 'no,' because they say, 'this isn't for me.' — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
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I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting… — Wesley Snipes Copy Share Image
It's very funny because every time I make a movie, and I've heard this re-echoed by other filmmakers and actors I have… — Todd Haynes Copy Share Image
“Then you should get changed,' he said, turning away. 'I'll get jealous if anyone else sees how pretty your legs are.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stupid men out there who feel like makeup is a betrayal of the truth, and that is so… — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
I made $3,000 opening for the Neville Brothers, and they paid me in cash. That was a bad situation, because I bought… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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