Never write a poem about anything that ought to have a poem written about it. — Richard Hugo Copy Share Image
Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Having sleepless nights from all the problems we encounter while problems sleeping so peacefully beside us. :> — Kreyzii Copy Share Image
I have an assuredness of myself. I never protect myself against it. — Jacob Lawrence Copy Share Image
“There's a fine line between funny and annoying – and it's exactly the width of a quotation mark.” — Martha Brockenbrough Copy Share Image
I don't know what it is I exude. But whatever it is, it's whatever I am! — Janet Leigh Copy Share Image
I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To act like everyone has had the same access to share their funny is willful ignorance at its best - and just… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Call listened with amusement--not that the incident hadn't been terrible. Being decapitated was a grisly fate, whether you were a Yankee or… — Larry McMurtry Copy Share Image
All you can do is really the prep work and make sure you're ready to hit each golf shot. Outside of that,… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
It's funny - sometimes people think we, as actors, have this wide range of choices of the roles we're doing, and in… — Mike O'Malley Copy Share Image
They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My basic view of things is - not to have any basic view of things. From having been exceedingly dogmatic, my views… — Ingmar Bergman Copy Share Image
