I want you to know that whatever problems you're having, I'm here to read about it on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one deserves anything from you. No one deserves your trust or your love—they have to earn it. — An Na Copy Share Image
If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports. — Ed Rendell Copy Share Image
Love what you are doing because that’s the only way you’ll ever be really good at it. — Fred Trump Copy Share Image
If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The poorer we are inwardly, the more we try to enrich ourselves outwardly. — Bruce Lee Copy Share Image
Every time I drift away I lose myself in you. And now I see I can be me in every thing I… — Michelle Branch Copy Share Image
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and butcher's the whole thing. — Sean Tedford Copy Share Image
I'm definitely not the caliber player that LeBron is, but I find it funny how people can criticize him and the way… — Jahlil Okafor Copy Share Image
I think its funny when people say a female rapper is too sexually charged, maybe the way I do it is a… — Iggy Azalea Copy Share Image
It was a fine fall morning in Paris, crisp and clear, and Benji was quite full of himself, cavorting near the fountain,… — Joe Camp Copy Share Image
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you’re a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
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