Bill Murray

Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

— Bill Murray

I count on the kindness of strangers.

— Bill Murray

All parties are good.

— Bill Murray

You work, you get paid, you drink.

— Bill Murray

“Where do these stairs go? They go up!”

— Bill Murray

“And then depression set in…”

— Bill Murray

I act like a jerk sometimes.

— Bill Murray

Be available for life to happen.

— Bill Murray

Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is.

— Bill Murray

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it

— Bill Murray

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

— Bill Murray

Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.

— Bill Murray

I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

— Bill Murray

Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.

— Bill Murray

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

— Bill Murray

You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.

— Bill Murray

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

— Bill Murray

The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.

— Bill Murray

My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

— Bill Murray

Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged…

— Bill Murray

I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow…

— Bill Murray

If it starts to drag on set, or if you feel like it's not a fun experience, people get down, the energy…

— Bill Murray

Chicago actors are hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're self-demanding.

— Bill Murray

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.

— Bill Murray

Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, 'That would be interesting.'…

— Bill Murray

You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in…

— Bill Murray

When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from…

— Bill Murray

The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as…

— Bill Murray

My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott.…

— Bill Murray

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything…

— Bill Murray

The first year I had money, I really went shopping. I got really caught up in it. I bought all my brothers…

— Bill Murray

All of us kids ended up 'doing Mom.' There are four of us who've tried show business. Five if you insist on…

— Bill Murray

When I started, the scripts weren't as good, and you'd have to have a huge burst of energy to go, "Sheesh, how…

— Bill Murray

I think the only reason I've had the career life that I've had is that someone told me some secrets early on…

— Bill Murray

I knew that's where I was going. I knew we were going to Italy. You couldn't make this movie in America at…

— Bill Murray

I lost my phone and I just really didn't look for it. It was the nicest feeling, like six weeks. ... A…

— Bill Murray

If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick…

— Bill Murray

Like: 'Don't walk out there with one hand in your pocket unless there's somethin' in there you're going to bring out.' You…

— Bill Murray

I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just…

— Bill Murray

There's definitely a lot of trash that comes with the prize of being famous. It's a nice gift, but there's a lot…

— Bill Murray