You thought I was a lovelorn mistress and I was really just an expensive prostitute. — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
I won't consider getting horizontal with someone I can barely tolerate when we're vertical. — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick! — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Admit it, you have sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I have no idea what that is. — Luis Polonia Copy Share Image
In TV writing, Armando Iannucci's satire 'The Thick of It' is brilliant - equal parts hysterically funny, terrifyingly believable, and Oh-my-God-I-can't-believe-he-actually-said-that -… — Tana French Copy Share Image
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness — A Josland Copy Share Image
Rain makes everything beautiful,the grass and the flowers too… If the rain makes everything beautiful,then why doesn't it rain over you..? — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watching the class clown.… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I usually go straight for coffee when I wake up. I start my day with a half hour meditation... but only after… — Tyler Henry Copy Share Image
“An angora. That's what it was," he exclaims with a grin. "They have translucent wings and are about five inches tall and… — Arianna Fox Copy Share Image
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