When your parents leave you home alone ... Well, its time toteach the neighbor what good music is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some, given the scepter of responsibility, confuse it with the club of authority. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. — A Josland Copy Share Image
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“As chemists, we must rename [our] scheme and insert the symbols Ba, La, Ce in place of Ra, Ac, Th. As nuclear… — Otto Hahn Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying… — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Whether I'm performing or directing, I'm aways thinking about rhythm; sometimes it's nailing the right rhythm, and sometimes it's intentionally breaking the… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
I watched a lot of soap operas like 'General Hospital' and 'Days Of Our Lives.' When it came to movies, my parents… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
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