“Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number" - Jaxson Evans” — Brit Gosik Copy Share Image
Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are not what you were born, but what you have it in yourself to be. — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Labor is a man crowning glory." "Not this man's." "I quote Marx" I raised my hands. The pickaxe handle had been rough.… — John Fowles Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say it's definitely not there, I checked three times!!! and then it magically appears there. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Yeah, Vi, unless Armageddon hit while i was fuckin' you this morning and we missed it, I'm thinkin' grocery stores still exist… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Volleyball is one of the most interactive games going. It is a game of intuition, imagination, improvisation - but most of all,… — Marv Dunphy Copy Share Image
“Everything funny in a not-funny-at-all kind of way. Sarcasm as something you practiced like karate. Later concealing your mute fury when nobody… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
It's funny because from the time I was a kid, I knew what I was going to do. What's even funnier is… — Corey Harrison Copy Share Image
Dear Spongebob, you're such a copycat. You live in Bikini Bottom & you're super absorbent? Sincerely, annoyed tampons. — Unkown Copy Share Image
