If you correct your hidden deeds subsequently, Allaah will correct your outward deeds. — Ibn Taymiyyah Copy Share Image
Nothing that is expressed is obscene. What is obscene is what is hidden. — Nagisa Oshima Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Simple version for me is, umm, started bad and finished bad basically... — Roger Federer Copy Share Image
Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
That moment when ur SERIOUSLY trying to watch something, then ur entire family comes and decides to have a competition of who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny… — Jane Levy Copy Share Image
The ideas that you find funny and the things that you are offering to an audience are tied up with who you… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Coming home from school and looking in the mirror and thinking Oh my gosh ... is this what I looked like all day? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
