It's funny to see how ridiculous the fourth estate is and how horrible the media is. — Jimmy Dore Copy Share Image
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Shut up you shit taco…Are you a faggot, demon hair?- Destery imitating his grandpa yelling at him — Destery Moore Copy Share Image
When you know you can't be compared with awesome guys, why don't you try to be a moron? — Satyajit Chhotaray Copy Share Image
The question Who ought to be boss? is like as Who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
“If you start Forrest Gump at exactly 10:38:57 PM on New Years Eve, you can ring in the new year with Lieutenant Dan.” — stained hanes Copy Share Image
I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Wasn't it thrilling when the U.S. Women's team took home the gold in gymnastics? A group of American teenagers getting a higher… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal'… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1)” — Racheal McGillivary Copy Share Image
The general public doesn't expect romance authors to be Harvard graduates. Which is funny, because there are actually quite a lot of… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
