The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it. — Bob Allen Copy Share Image
When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
Let him who cannot be alone beware of community. Let him who is not in community beware of being alone. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me we can not be in a relationship because we have nothing in common. I said okay but we… — Granit Mavriqi Copy Share Image
The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“I cast a look at where Rhys still remained sprawled on the cushions, watching us with raised brows. 'For someone who was… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
When she liked anyone it was quite natural for her to go to bed with him. She never thought twice about it.… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Sorry can't talk now. Busy licking the thick white stuff off the top of a long hard thing! WHAT?! You pervert!! I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
