The 2 most common lies you hear: 1. We will always be together. 2. You will use algebra in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages... a chain of them. — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
You laugh, I laugh, you cry I cry, you fall off a cliff, I don't because I pushed you! XD — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward text that makes you think 'How the hell am I going to reply to that.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to know what it'd be like to play basketball with Edward scissor hands,Freddy Krueger,and Wolverine. — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be… — Andy Dick Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their… — Ginger Gibson Copy Share Image
Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is… — Madea Copy Share Image
“Funny is like sexy, and they are kind of related. What turns one person on is hilarious to another person. And vice… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
People often come up and tell me how much money I make in a year, which is funny because I don't think… — John Isner Copy Share Image
I'm not being analytical. I just create everything intuitively. If you're too analytical, what you're doing probably ends up being too specific. — Gus Van Sant Copy Share Image
What's so funny?" Bella mumbled. "I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again. "I'm not going to forget this,… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
