Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no! — Madea Copy Share Image
It's better to understand something than to memorize something. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Dont break anybodys heart,they have only one. break their bones they have 206:-D — Nikkie_mae Copy Share Image
Only if I could rap like Eminem and fight like jackie Chan both at the same time.. that would be the best — Asif Copy Share Image
I do recall that El Cap seemed to be in much better condition than I was, — Warren G. Harding Copy Share Image
“If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother.” — S.E. Hinton Copy Share Image
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
The president, apparently, was so totally unaware of where his foreign policy was that he had to appoint a distinguished commission to… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
“I'm curious,' he said casually. The amber in his green eyes was glowing. Perhaps not all traces of that beast-warrior were gone.… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
I think there's a weird stigma in the TV-film world that theater people can't be funny and understand subtlety, and I think… — Andrew Keenan-Bolger Copy Share Image
After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
