I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house... — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Statistics say that 95% of the men masturbate. The rest 5% are liars. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can assure you, if we pull this off, we'll all be celebrating just like we always do. — Chad Knaus Copy Share Image
Basketball has been my life and I worked at it so hard because I enjoyed it so much. — Larry Bird Copy Share Image
All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I wrote it the right way, so it was copied the wrong way right. I mean the right way wrong. — Eugene Ormandy Copy Share Image
The present indicative asserts something which is occuring while the speaker is making the statement. — Spiros Zodhiates Copy Share Image
“The woman rolled her eyes. “DarkRiver males are damn possessive and complete exhibitionists during the mating dance.” Sascha ran through her dictionary… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
I don't see a lot of narratives written where a woman who looks like me gets to be beautiful and sexualized and… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just don't come in, or the ones that do aren't that good. I suppose I'm… — Ray Winstone Copy Share Image
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills… — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters: 5% Awesome movie. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Gdje su moja ljudska prava? Zašto se ne bih seksala jednom godišnje, ako mi to odgovara? Gdje je moje pravo da urlam… — Vedrana Rudan Copy Share Image
“Don’t look so worried. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and I’ve never had an unsuccessful adventure yet!” “Really? You’ve sailed all seven… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
