Nobody has a right to whip me but my own master, and nobody shall do so if I can prevent it — Elizabeth Keckley Copy Share Image
Not every person with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache. — Foxy Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What you are aware of you are in control of; what you are not aware of is in control of you. — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Hello,I'm the happiness fairy,here to save the day by sprinkling some happy dust on you.Now smile dammit this shit is expensive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a superficil, dramatic, makeup caked, bra stuffing, leg spreading, whore. if you cant accept that, you dont deserve me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Boomer took bites of all six varieties, contemplating each one and "guring out the order in which he would then eat them.… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry each night. Well that was probably true. They… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Wine is similar to music in that it's a purely experiential realm, and it's a purely subjective practice. That's sort of the… — Mike D Copy Share Image
And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a… — David Coleman Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when I see a very beautiful person, I just stop for a while and stare until I get tired. Then, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
