You must distinguish sharply between being pro free enterprise and being pro business. — Milton Friedman Copy Share Image
Viral videos aren't just about being funny. They're about identity creation. — Ricky Van Veen Copy Share Image
That person in class that always acts like theyre damn Albert Einstein. Calm the hell down bro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny. — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
We have funny ideas about how people in mental institutions act. We think of drooling and people going booga-booga and climbing the… — Milos Forman Copy Share Image
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them.… — Selma Diamond Copy Share Image
Within less than an hour, Chuck and I easily located what could well be the correct platform, where we pass the time… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I walked in on 'Drag Race' and saw Katya, I had no idea she was gonna be funny, because she was… — Trixie Mattel Copy Share Image
Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
My father Rodger is your typical 'funny without knowing it' kinda guy. When he says something that creates shock or joy in… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
