Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon…

Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something…

— Tom Bodett

Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s…

— Chelsea Handler

My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole…

— Rodney Dangerfield

My dream was to go to Nashville. I had my sights set on my dream. I used to have an '89 Toyota Ford truck.…

— Josh Turner

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

— Jeff Foxworthy

There were colored and white waiting rooms everywhere, from doctor's offices to the bus stations, as people may already know. But there were actually…

— Isabel Wilkerson

There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You…

— Patty Hearst

If I have my daughter in the car and they are making me nervous, I'll do whatever I have to do. I keep a…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Not playing by the rules, not seeing things conventionally, that's the heart of who he [ Steve Jobs] is, and he does it in…

— Walter Isaacson

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor.

— David Letterman

I was thinking about New Mexico, and I rounded the corner in New York, and there was a New Mexico license plate: "New Mexico,…

— William S. Burroughs

My license plate I did get registered, and it is S-I-T-C-H... so that's pretty cool.

— Michael Sorrentino

When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Animals struggle with each other for food or for leadership, but they do not, like human beings, struggle with each other for thatthat stands…

— S. I. Hayakawa