Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We Can Be Like Mc Donalds and Burger King; I'll Have It My Way, And You'll Be Lovin' It. — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
'I don't say a Zionist must be insane,' said President Weizmann, 'but it helps if he is.' — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I have to say I do read partly for escapism. Why can't I escape and learn something? — Christopher Bollen Copy Share Image
I have never seen happier people than those who have repented. — Stephen L. Richards Copy Share Image
Love is funny. Makes you happy, sad and do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You look beautiful.' I blinked at her. Mor said, 'That, Cassian, was what you were attempting to say.' He grumbled something we… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Who likes fruitcake? I mean, really, giving you a fruitcake for a present is just another way of saying, I dislike you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I make sure that my pictures are not too erotic and that they always have a trace of humor. I make sure… — Mel Ramos Copy Share Image
Dear YouTube, Please stop making me watch a 30 second advertisement just to watch a two minute video. Sincerely, it isn't worth it. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
