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Jesus is the author of faith, the provider of faith, and the object of faith. — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad. — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
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