Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut…… if I don't pay my phone bill on time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. — Patience Jr Kibabatoko Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington. — Rich Little Copy Share Image
Everyone is alone and yet nobody can do without other people, not just because they are useful... but also when it comes… — Maurice Merleau-Ponty Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber spits on fans and laughs about it LOL, I don't see anything wrong with it. Got what they deserve..!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Dear famous people, When you say you're doing a world tour, please remember that my country is on the map of the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
MY TWINNIE LEILA!! Can she ever stop being perfect?? Haha,She is my cookies to my milk,my animal crackers to my juice box.Without… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“God, all those months of seeing Kelsey’s pictures and hearing about her travels, and I had been raging with jealousy. And now… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
For the first time I watched Big Bang Theory. Loved it! ¨But what's it come to when I need a dictionary to… — Jaimie Fayt Copy Share Image
