It is a flat'ning Thought, that the more we have seen, the less we have to say. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. — Gloria Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Slap a player, stomp a bitch; they both ain't nothing but some nasty tricks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts there they are standing in a row..big ones small ones some as big as your… — MilanaMay Copy Share Image
It's funny how we 'do' Christmas. Christmas is not something that we do, it is something that was done. It celebrates the… — Monica Johnson Copy Share Image
The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if… — Galileo Galilei Copy Share Image
Humour is the making others act or talk absurdly and unconsciously; wit is the pointing out and ridiculing that absurdity consciously, and… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“Byron clapped Walter on the back. 'Good work,' he said. Walter shook his head. 'You're the one who clocked her with the… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through! — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifes comes on, and she goes, ' Hi,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
