I can do one or the other. Lovemaking or thinking. But not both at the same time. — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My car is so bad, I hit poles I'm not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it's really… — Selena Gomez Copy Share Image
“One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.” — Adrian Sandvaer Copy Share Image
Salvation is an act of God. It is initiated by God, wrought by God, and sustained by God. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
The most prudent thing any intelligent animal can do, if it would prefer its descendents not to spend a lot of time… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If your friend changes plans or ignores you after you've made plans with him for a while JUST to hangout with his… — Chad Copy Share Image
“To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Once a gay boy married a lesbian girl .. and then.. . . . . . . . nothing happened.. what was supposed to happen anyway?? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
It sounds funny, but I always try to keep an open mind about what I'm writing about. Sometimes I squeak my opinions… — John Mellencamp Copy Share Image
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the… — Jeff Stilson Copy Share Image
