Everybody has the same amount of time during the day. You can either spend your time or invest your time. — Chip Kelly Copy Share Image
Tell everyone you know: “My happiness depends on me, so you're off the hook. — Esther Hicks Copy Share Image
I am so bad that He had to die. I am so loved that He was glad to die. — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of b*tching about me in your status, just tag me in it next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will sit down now, but the time will come when you will hear me. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
“Kylie flopped back against the seat again, enjoying the look of disbelief on the vampire’s face a little too much. “Would you… — c.c hunter Copy Share Image
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Being a hoe is kinda like being an alcoholic, once you are one you'll always be considered one, you're either a hoe… — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved… — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
