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George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Marriage...a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
If my love for bacon were my love for you then I would've loved you forever with no questions asked. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
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