Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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“ What the hell is so funny?", He snapped. His hands now planted on his hips. Claire waved a dismissive hand, "… — Andria Large Copy Share Image
It's funny because everyone says, 'Oh you're reclusive; you don't do social media,' but it's not about being reclusive. I like direct… — Banks Copy Share Image
It is not my business to think about myself. My business is to think about God. It is for God to think… — Simone Weil Copy Share Image
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I thought the idea Jim [Carrey] had, which was to do a comedic version of movies like The Hand That Rocks The… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
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