“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.” — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It only seems as if you are doing something when you're worrying. — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
Find your place and hold it: find your work and do it. And put everything you've got into it. — Edward Bok Copy Share Image
“I brought you a snack," Takumi said, dropping an oatmeal cream pie onto my book. "Very nutritious," I smiled. "You've got your… — John Green Copy Share Image
“ The Puffer Fish: Wherein the author flaunts his vocabulary. His father was IRA and his mother was Quebecois, and they had… — Howard Mittelmark Copy Share Image
“I'm thirty-six years old and I've been married once and he left and I don't want to feel this way anymore. Like… — Noah Hawley Copy Share Image
“Seriousness is too boring to the playful human condition. A heart of stone that has a long face can never express love.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
JaVale McGee is one of the smartest guys I know. Like, he's a nerd, plays with gadgets, and is into technology. He's… — Andre Iguodala Copy Share Image
I'm not going to bag on people and make funny jokes about my opponent. I just respect every opponent I go in… — Joseph Benavidez Copy Share Image
