That WTF moment when you go to sleep and ZzzZzzZZzZ actually comes outta your mouth — Boat_Grandberry Copy Share Image
I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want… — Mee Copy Share Image
We live in a generation where DELETING HISTORY is more important than CREATING HISTORY =D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last. — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
A Canadian is someone who keeps asking the question, 'What is a Canadian? — Irving Layton Copy Share Image
Authenticity is about where it comes from; validity is about whether it works. — John Michael Greer Copy Share Image
The ultimate condition of production is therefore the reproduction of the conditions of production — Louis Althusser Copy Share Image
If your relationship status says, It's complicated maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to Single — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It's hard in comedy. Everyone's like, 'Oh, I don't want to be pretty! I want to be funny.' It's such a trope,… — Chloe Fineman Copy Share Image
A friend of mine, now retired, was then a major exec at a major bank, and one of her jobs, the last… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Roses are red violet are blue a face like you belongs to the zoo don't worry I'll the too not in the… — Tania Copy Share Image
“You think it’s funny?” Shay said with annoyance. “Yes.” Her friend paused to get her laughter under control. “I’m sorry. It’s just… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
Perhaps I should have pointed out more often that without her (mother's) guidance and example I might have gone straight from short… — Clive James Copy Share Image
When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it's funny is that Will is in that shot trying… — Barry Sonnenfeld Copy Share Image
