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![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Why'd you go to the park? You need to be going to schoolhouse. Nikki: I'm not smart. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Who told you that? Nikki: My last foster mother, she…” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/de6/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-madea-his-nikki-with_1092469.jpg)
