Everyone believes that he abounds in wisdom, but is short of money. — Marsilio Ficino Copy Share Image
I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice!” — Nelson Jack Copy Share Image
If you are free, you are not predicatable and you are not controllable. — June Jordan Copy Share Image
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I love how keyboard works, U and I are together , and your X is just so far away. :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good Friend; Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back. Best Friend; Will lend you money and then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
His smile. His lips. His laugh. His hair. His eyes. His hands. Hishumour. His smirk. His weird faces. Not a name was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that the fashions from the '90s seem to sit so well with the fashions of 2016. Everything from… — Edward Enninful Copy Share Image
I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Music ignited a fiery, pent-up passion inside Elvis and inside me. It was an odd, embarrassing, funny, inspiring, and wonderful sensation. — Ann-Margret Copy Share Image
