Kara Swisher

No matter how young you are, you're too old for SXSW.

— Kara Swisher

I don't write about Google except to insult the company.

— Kara Swisher

Home is where the pants aren't

— Kara Swisher

Most reporters are so transactional rather than strategic.

— Kara Swisher

I know: I am a freakish geek. Or is that a geekish freak?

— Kara Swisher

BoomTown has long been a big fan of Martha Stewart.

— Kara Swisher

I won't ever stop until you're either the biggest thing around, or you're dead.

— Kara Swisher

It's easy to forget the ever-plodding eBay with all the noise made by the more lithe and lively Web 2.0 companies.

— Kara Swisher

Go watch (Minority Report) if you can bear Tom Cruise for that long

— Kara Swisher

As I always like to keep in mind about everything: Don't fight the trend.

— Kara Swisher

Everything is a narrative in life. I learned that early on as a reporter at the 'Washington Post.'

— Kara Swisher

I always find something interesting on Twitter that leads me somewhere else.

— Kara Swisher

People here will date goats. But no one wants to date a goat wearing Google glass.

— Kara Swisher

Our brand is sassy people ripping apart technologists, then going to a party with them.

— Kara Swisher

Mark Zuckerberg needs no introduction these days, what with all the magazine covers and morning news shows. My mother knows who he…

— Kara Swisher

While having a profound impact on the development of values is surely an important job of a good parent, force-feeding opinions to…

— Kara Swisher

Casting my fate to the heavens, quite literally, I decided to go wireless. Completely wireless. All wireless, all the time, everywhere.

— Kara Swisher

As I have said many times - I like Facebook. I think it is well built and run. It's cool. I think…

— Kara Swisher

I don't mean to sound like a touchy-feely California type here, but I knew that I could finally get over the death…

— Kara Swisher

While some debate its helpfulness at generating monetizable traffic, when Digg points to a story, huge audience spikes quickly follow.

— Kara Swisher

I think things can surprise you. I mean, I loved Instagram from the minute it started, but I think it surprised a…

— Kara Swisher

Luckily for both the tech industry and Hollywood, there is only one thing that counts - use of the Internet is still…

— Kara Swisher

Canceling my landline phone account, cutting off service to my home for good, and rendering the telephones that had long sat on…

— Kara Swisher

As anyone who has covered the company for any length of time knows, Yahoo's record on major decision-making has been akin to…

— Kara Swisher

Here's the thing: I fell impossibly in love with the Internet from the minute I saw it in action in the early…

— Kara Swisher

'On demand' is more than just a series of clicks on your still-too-complicated remote control. In fact, it is now the best…

— Kara Swisher

Really smart people don't want to say stupid things, and they really don't want to be a part of a PR-engineered interview.…

— Kara Swisher

We really spend a lot of time on building relationships. And so when everyone is like, 'How do you break so many…

— Kara Swisher

Unlike the messier MySpace, Facebook has a cleaner and easier-to-customize interface and is much more, as Zuckerberg once described it to me,…

— Kara Swisher

I'm focused on getting to a place where we can prove that journalism can make good money on the web.

— Kara Swisher

As more ad spending shifts online, the ability to have expertise and to innovate quickly will become critical.

— Kara Swisher

Wherever you go at SXSW, there you are standing in line. Or watching other people stand in line.

— Kara Swisher

For the record, my mother is an astonishing and loving grandmother.

— Kara Swisher

A Microsoft-Yahoo merger is a deal only an investment banker could love.

— Kara Swisher

I love all my scoop children. But consistency and persistence is really my aim.

— Kara Swisher

I bought tiny infant onesies while still in college and compiled a killer toy collection throughout my 20s and 30s.

— Kara Swisher

I don't think you can look at my history and say they love me to death in Silicon Valley.

— Kara Swisher

I am a big proponent of being in touch with everyone even when I do not have a story to ask about.

— Kara Swisher

Is a family just the strict definition of a small and discrete unit, or is it about the larger organic group that…

— Kara Swisher

I think the way to be an influential journalist is to be accurate and to be fair and to get things right…

— Kara Swisher