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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
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“Come on, hurry up, snailpaws,” Toklo growled at Lusa. He poked her in the side with his nose. “Where’s all that annoying… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
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