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Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Just because I’m single and don’t date a lot, that doesn’t make me a lesbian. — Kelly Clarkson Copy Share Image
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In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up. — Wally Wood Copy Share Image
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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'Crash' came from personal experience. I saw things inside me from living in L.A. that made me uncomfortable. I saw horrible things… — Paul Haggis Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I was a child. Today Im younger and tomorrow Ill become older but the day after tomorrow once again Ill live… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
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