We have to slow the rhythm of rush in our lives so that the best of who are can emerge. — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
You either spend your life preparing or you spend your life repairing. — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
Guys. It wasn't me who posted that status. Please stop asking me. But whoever it was, please don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny. — Kym Whitley Copy Share Image
So... I was reading this Fascinating study. It shows that Men think about sex every tits seconds. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it. — Bob Allen Copy Share Image
Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Prove to me that you are not a figment of my imagination. Am I a computer simulation? Does the door swing both… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
If I reach over and choke you, it's not that I don't like you. It's just that I've had to much caffeine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There was an audible gasp, like everyone had been sucker-punched, and the sound reverberated through the hall like he’d just announced that… — Andrea Speed Copy Share Image
If you're cute, you can call me baby If you're nice, you can call me sweetie But if you're hot, you can… — Ritu Copy Share Image
The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.' — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole… — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
We like no noise unless we make it ourselves. — Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne Copy Share Image
