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My computer is basically useless When it's not connected to the Internet. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
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“Of course Will was right again. But I realized clearly for the first time how desperate our plight was. It has been… — Cameron Stracher Copy Share Image
You never want an Australian with his back against the wall. You put any 12 blokes together and you'll get a job… — Matthew Hayden Copy Share Image
If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?'… — Orlando Jones Copy Share Image
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