I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not just about the money, it is about what you achieve on the pitch — Ronaldinho Copy Share Image
I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese_flag. — Ismail Ibrahim Copy Share Image
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I hate when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. BITCH you need to hibernate. xD — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel honoured to know Donghae Hyung, but when I'm with him, I feel like I'm more like the hyung. — Cho Kyuhyun Copy Share Image
That, they never could lay their heads upon their pillows; that, they could never tolerate the idea of their wives laying their… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let me tell you something. I'm a funny girl, and I gave birth to what? Funny. I can't help it. It just… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
Girl: Your favorite band/singer sucks! * 25 MINUTES LATER* Cop: So she fell down the stairs? Me: Yeah, Let's go with that. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone Copy Share Image
