“Hey, Mr. Nakata. Gramps. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla's on the loose! Get up !” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that, like most books, it had too many words. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
That fellow seems to me to possess but one idea, and that is a wrong one. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It's just a matter of where you're standing. — Charlie Fletcher Copy Share Image
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small, and the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all. — Idina Menzel Copy Share Image
There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them, and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
He used to think that he was fantastic in bed until he discovered that all his girlfriends suffered from asthma…… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I always thought that my dad is hilarious, but Ive learned as Ive gotten older that hes actually not funny. Hes just… — Renee Rapp Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
