“Love is bread and water to the soul. My relationships are quite soggy. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL I am going to say SALTS(smiled a little then stopped).It's more truthful. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Please make sure photos of me from Cinco de Mayo are kept as concealed as photos of Bin Laden's death. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those which we call necessary institutions are simply no more than institutions to which we have become accustomed. — Alexis de Tocqueville Copy Share Image
If A equals to success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is Attitude. Y is Hard… — Ritu Copy Share Image
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have been hit by the Americans and tortured. I have been beaten on every place of my body, and the signs… — Saddam Hussein Copy Share Image
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese… — James H Kabbler III Copy Share Image
At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes." "He's always taking something - generally food.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
